Conversations during movies...

SS:it's not murder if it's justifiable.

Smileys, and what they could possibly mean.

SK: :0
SK: "blowjob" smiley also serves as "hot damn" smiley

SK during a party: "Sean can find porn anywhere, I mean if porn were treasure we would all be rich by now."

A skype conversation

While talking on Skype with one of my best friends about his girlfriend and why I like her:

Me: She and I have similar personalities. We just dont care what others think.
S: oh god
Me: and have similar interests.
S: like vaginas?
Me: nope. I mean like games, and books,
S: oh
Me: And bacon
S: LOL. games, books, and bacon. winning
Me: or at least she understands my love of bacon.
Me: exactly! its the trifecta of awesomeness!